With one hand the past moves us forward, with the other it holds us back.
', 'origin': 'Lilith «Fraser»
'}, {'quote': 'The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.
', 'origin': 'Bertrand Russell
'}, {'quote': 'Jesus Loves You — Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole
', 'origin': 'bumper sticker
'}, {'quote': 'Love dies, Marian had told him. She was wrong. Love never died. Only relationships. And they left love festering behind.
', 'origin': 'Brother Termite, Patricia Anthony
'}, {'quote': 'Well, i must say, it’s been a long time since i was invited into a young man’s hole.
', 'origin': 'Dame Edna, Ally Mcbeal
'}, {'quote': 'Paranoia is the illusion that your enemies are organized.
', 'origin': 'B. A. Chepatis, «The Fear of God»
'}, {'quote': 'Defy the chicken!
', 'origin': 'Wonderfalls
'}, {'quote': 'Lindsay: “It’s not possible.”
Brian: “Anything’s possible. It’s explaining it that’s the tricky part.”
', 'origin': 'Queer As Folk
'}, {'quote': 'Giles: “What are going to do? Crawl into a cave for the rest of your life?”
Buffy: “Would it have cable?”
', 'origin': 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer, «When She Was Bad» [2.01]
'}, {'quote': 'Xander: “You have no shame.”
Cordelia: “Oh please, like shame is something to be proud of.”', 'origin': '
Buffy the Vampire Slayer «Earshot» [3.18]
'}, {'quote': 'And I happen to think mine is the level head, and yours is the one things would roll off of.
', 'origin': 'Willow, BtVS «Pangs» [4.08]
'}, {'quote': 'We have nothing in common, except for both of us liking your penis.
', 'origin': 'Anya, BtVS «Where the Wild Things Are» [4.18]
'}, {'quote': 'I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.
', 'origin': 'BtVS «Restless» [4.22]
'}, {'quote': 'Everyone’s gettin’ spanked but me.
', 'origin': 'Willow, BtVS «The I in Team» [4.13]
'}, {'quote': 'Tara: “Willow says that things always happen for a reason.”
Buffy: “But you ever notice people only say that about bad things?”
', 'origin': 'BtVS «Triangle» [5.11]
'}, {'quote': 'You’d better not be thinking what I think you’re thinking, ’cause my answer is the same as always: no threesomes unless it’s boy-boy-girl — or Charlise Theron.
', 'origin': 'Harmony, BtVS «Crush» [5.14]
'}, {'quote': 'I was there [in salem], it really wasn’t that bad. See, if you were really a witch, you’d do a spell to escape. So really it was only bad for the falsely accused, and, well, they never have a good time.
', 'origin': 'Anya, BtVS «Intervention» [5.18]
'}, {'quote': 'Remember that book store? It’s now a 24 hour coffee place. It’s like evolution, only without the getting better part.
', 'origin': 'Anya, BtVS «After Life» [6.03]
'}, {'quote': 'Anya: “For God’s sakes Andrew, you’ve been in here for 30 minutes, what are you doing?”
Andrew: “Entertaining and educating.”
Anya: “Why can’t you just masturbate like the rest of us.”
', 'origin': 'BtVS «Storyteller» [7.16]
'}, {'quote': 'No, let the girls speak the truth. We’re all on death’s door, reapeatedly ringing the doorbell like maniacal girlscouts trying to make quota.
', 'origin': 'Anya, BtVS «Touched» [7.20]
'}, {'quote': 'Oh, who are they kidding with that happy, shiny crap.
', 'origin': 'Halfreck, BtVS «Lessons» [7.01]
'}, {'quote': 'It’s true, three ways, like youth, are wasted on the young.
', 'origin': 'Rescue Me
'}, {'quote': 'Between skin and skin there is only light.
', 'origin': 'Joppe «du ska nog se, att det gå över»
'}, {'quote': 'Alan, it’s no big deal. Women get to experiment with their sexuality. It’s only guys who have to make a choice and stick to it.
', 'origin': 'Charlie, Two and a Half Men
'}, {'quote': 'Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.
', 'origin': 'unknown
'}, {'quote': 'As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle off our responsibility upon the shoulders of God or nature. We must shoulder it ourselves. It is up to us.
', 'origin': 'A. J. Toynbee
'}, {'quote': 'Ancient history always sounds quaint, old victories preordained, but i try to convey some sense of how long and hard their ancestors struggled to learn everything they now take for granted: that law and morality, physics and metaphysics, space and time, pleasure, love, meaning… are all the burden of the participants. There are no immovable centers, dispensing absolutes like manna: no God, no Gaia, no beneficent rulers. No purpose to life unless we create it, together or alone.
', 'origin': 'Greg Egan, Distress
'}, {'quote': 'The most common problem in making something Idiot-Proof is underestimating the creativity of complete idiots.
', 'origin': 'unknown
'}, {'quote': 'A vast majority of imports come from outside of the country
', 'origin': 'George W. Bush
'}, {'quote': 'I have had this business something is better that nothing and there has to be a time when nothing is better than anything.
', 'origin': 'Sunday Bloody Sunday
'}, {'quote': 'Freedom is not doing anything you want, it’s knowing why you want to do things.
', 'origin': 'Sonia, paraphrase from Clara, cet Été-là (Clara’s Summer)
'}, {'quote': 'Russ: Heteroflexible?
Frankie: Iʼm straight, but shit happens.
', 'origin': 'Were the World Mine
'}, {'quote': 'The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and thatʼs the way I likes it!
', 'origin': 'Grandpa, The Simpsons
'} ]